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oddscenities (od-sehn-nee-tees) n. 1) Acts pertaining to or concerning strange or hallucinogenic occurrences. 2) Magic tricks.

Welcome to the web home of Jeremiah Xiufu Zuo. What will you find here? Well I can tell you what you WON'T.

-a forum; how many oodles of stupid argument filled forums does the magic community allow to exist. How many people keep making a freaking forum for their website! Well not me, who the hell wants to talk to each other anyway.

- useless junk magic products; man is there a lot of crap on the market, go buy my lecture notes in the products section.

- cats; I have two cats that just sit around all day in my basement, never come up, never talk, never hang out, once I tried to rub Patches(the NICE ones) belly, and she scratched me. So I bit her. Yeah and this magic history buff named Barry spent four days in the hospital for a house cat attack, so yeah no cats.

-Xtreme Monkey Hooking; I'm sorry, I know this is a big controversy and all and we could spend days on it but I personally believe monkey hooking detracts from the magic. Nuff said.


What you will find here; close-up magic.

As a Chicagoland magician I'm available for booking in the area. Please see the "hire me" page for details. Just to let you know out right, I don't perform at children's functions. Sorry.

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